Journey and Opinions of a BDSM Kinkster

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Satire

Kinky People (to the tune of ‘Common People’)

He came online and had a raging boner
he bothered women like a stupid loner
That’s where She,
Got his mail

He said he he wanted to be her servant,
She said, “In that case I’ll have a tribute
He said why?
And in thirty seconds time he said,

I want to live like kinky people,
I want to do whatever kinky people do,
I want to sleep with kinky people,
I want to sleep with kinky people,
Like you.

Satire : sub learns that doing exactly what he wants to do isn’t submission.

GoodSub231 is currently recovering from shock after realising that doing exactly what he wanted was not submission.

“I’d been struggling to convince people on my local scene that I would be a good sub,” he explains, “So… ha… I had this idea.  I thought if I paid a local Pro for a bit – I could prove I was a good sub to others”

It had seemingly been going well for him.  Every few weeks he was paying for a session, just an hour mind – with the lady with the lowest tribute he could find – and going through his fetishes and being told he was a good sub.

Satire : Sub shocked to find he just had to book a session.

Sub shocked to find he just had to book a session.

After spending a year or so wasting his time and everyone else’s writing shit like “I’ll do anything to be at your feet Mistress xxx” on everything from promo posts to sales posts to personal posts, a sub was shocked to find he just had to book a session.

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